Especially for girl

(since they are the ones who end up with a broken heart)

1. CRY.
CRY like there is no tomorrow.
Cry your heart out.
Finish the boxes of tissues if you must. Do it, if not, I will do it for you, because I kid you not, it helps.

2. Bitch about your ex.
The way they eat. The way they comb their hair a little on the left side. The way the eye twitches each time they say 'Macaroni'. The way they chew their food and the nostrils flare up. The more irritating or less attractive qualities the better.
Seriously it helps.

3. Think of why you guys broke up in the first place.
If it's clearly your fault, move on once you have sent your 1001 apologies, but if it is over a stupid reason like "I can't lie to my Mum" or "It involves me and my family punye safety..." then you should really move on. Stupid reasons like that aren't suppose to be accepted as reasons, they are called excuses.
Mostly from guys with no balls. Mostly. Often. Frequently.

4. Surround yourself with the other good things in your life.
Chocolates, Friends, Family. Whichever comes first.

5. Give yourself time, then close the book of misery.
It's a chapter in your life. It is suppose to end. Don't go back. Who wants to read a stupid chapter over and over again? Is breaking up really that good? If it's a hookup, it would be a different story. I know I would read it almost each time I visit the toilet.

6. Remember the one "person" that never leaves you.
God. He doesn't, even if you were in your worse condition. You seldom (or never) remember about him, but he is always there. Listening to you. Hearing all your woes and fears. How do you know he is there? The same thing when you feel a breeze. You can't see it, but you have to feel it. All you have to do is embrace it. Talk to him. He listens. Trust me.

7. There are other important people in your life.
Appreciate them. Love them. Pray for them.
Here is my list
1.Mum
2.Kecut
3.My Closest Friends
**I would list down their names, but, I'm afraid that one of them would kill me if I forgot to list them, but they know, I hope**


Finally,
bare this in mind girls,
"Every bitch before me was a mistake, Every bitch after me is a downgrade"
Trust me, it's true